I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
