her vagine was all disorganized.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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