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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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