i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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