I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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