Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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