normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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