Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just tell him i said nine months
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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