Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
