So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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