hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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