Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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