I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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