im gay
i know
yea but for you.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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