Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
