people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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