You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
40s are totally the cure
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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