I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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