We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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