i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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