I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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