Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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