love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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