just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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