is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
