Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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