the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
4 words: hood of his car
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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