We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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