Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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