sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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