He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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