Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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