At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
