ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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