She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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