I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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