I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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