I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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