I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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