so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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