It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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