i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Dignity is for republicans.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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