He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
