apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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