OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He felt like a one man threesome
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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