bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Randomize
