well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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