And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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