Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I lost the right to judge tonight
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
