This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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