Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
